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To her planet he knows he should run away screaming But with one look from her mean green eyes David's hooked and soon he's leaping across rooftops running from pol. I won this book through Goodreads First Reads giveaway The author Gary Ghislain sent me an autographed hard copy and sweets from France Already promising This novel is uirky strange sweet and very fun read I ripped though the entire book in one sitting and actually laughed at loud at some parts early in the story It gets a little too fantastic towards the end but I think that s part of its charmThe plot David Gershwin is a 14 year boy spending his summer vacation with his famous psychiatrist father who runs a clinicretreat for criminally insane teenagers in the French countryside His Dad s newest patient is Zelda a girl who showed up out of nowhere and is adamant that she is a 325 year old alien in search of Johnny Depp her chosen one An excerpt from the back coverIt is him she says pointing at the screen her eyes getting wider and greenerOh stop the act I click on a picture where he s not dressed like Jack Sparrow a nice black and white pictures from when he was younger Is that the guy you re looking forI must kiss him to be sureHa Kiss him SureZelda is just like any other girl on earthShe wants what they all want She wants JOHNNY DEPP

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How I Stole Johnny Depps Alien Girlfriend

David Gershwin's summer is about to take a turn for the weird When his dad's new patient Zelda tells him shes from outer space and on a uest to take Johnny Depp back. Adding this to my TBR list is a moral imperative I mean look at that title Just LOOK AT ITUPDATED AFTER READINGOh Gary Gary Gary I am sooooooooo not your target audience I used to be but hey I totally give you points for knowing EXACTLY who your audience is and what they wantSo to Gary Ghislain s target audience I say go forth Earthlings Read the book of Zook You will love the crap out of this thing It s completely preposterous hilarious inappropriate provacative insane fast paced easy peasy science fictionish without being overtly nerdy fun It s like Dude Where s My Car meets Adventures in BabysittingIn fact now that I ve said that I know what my issue is THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER AS A MOVIE THIS MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE SOMEDAY IT WILL SELL A BAZILLION TICKETS Think of it Johnny Depp plays HIMSELF Special guest star Helena Bonham Carter as Zelda YESGary me thinks you need to find an agent that will pitch this in Hollywood And when you do I want to come to the premier with you So I can sample Johnny Depp LOL

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Ice and stealing cars just to stay by her side He might not be a typical hero but David's going to get the girl even if it takes him to the ends of the earthor beyon. To read the full duel visit DuelingLibrariansnetGary Ghislain s novel How I stole Johnny Depp s Alien Girlfriend is an high adventure coming of age story with fourteen year old David Gershwin and the mysterious Zelda at its center Living outside Paris with his mild mannered psychiatrist father David becomes enthralled with his father s latest patient the widely beautiful and extremely dangerous Zelda With waves of blond hair mean green eyes and delusions of alien origins David never stood a chance against Zelda s wilesFinding himself trapped between his overbearing mother and subdued father David makes the brash decision to help Zelda crazy or not find her chosen one so she can transport him back to Vahalal the planet she claims to be fromUnlike most coming of age novels I ve had the pleasure of reading this one is refreshingly from the point of view of a male character I loved reading about David s feelings for Zelda How he was confused by them and excited by her strangeness Usually we read stories about girls infatuated with bad boys How I Stole Johnny Depp s Alien Girlfriend takes this trope and reverses it giving us a new twist on an old story Plus we also get a mystery is Zelda a mentally ill girl with delusions caused by past traumas or an alien from a distant planet populated with ian like womenGhislain creates a wonderful cast of characters David begins his journey as the child who wishes to keep his at odds parents happy at all costs and by the end we see him transformed into a confident young man David s almost step sister Malou is someone I have not only known but driven with and lived to tell the tale about And of course Zelda who is a mystery unto herself She is strong capable violent and sexy I can see tweens and teens of all genders enjoying this bookHow I stole Johnny Depp s Alien Girlfriend is a fun action packed coming of age story I found completely enjoyable I liked the action the romance the mystery the characters and the treck through the streets of Paris A little on the violent side at points I would recommend reading it with younger tweens but other than that caveat I say read away


10 thoughts on “How I Stole Johnny Depps Alien Girlfriend

  1. says:

    Adding this to my TBR list is a moral imperative I mean look at that title Just LOOK AT ITUPDATED AFTER READINGOh Gary Gary Gary I am sooooooooo not your target audience I used to be but hey I totally give you points for knowing EXACTLY who your audience is and what they wantSo to Gary Ghislain's target audienc

  2. says:

    Hot chicks from outer space with super speed time bending powers what 14 year old boy would not want to be making out with her? I mean a real

  3. says:

    I was given this book on a tour of Chronicle Books in San Francisco that I took with Lenore and several other bloggers I w

  4. says:

    How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend is easily the most hilarious and fun book I've read all year The author Gary Ghislain knows he's dealing with zany material and he lets it ride through the whole bookInterestingly though the book comes together as a great account of male adolescence and fantasy and plays upon the reader's understanding of sanity and the oppositeThe characters are uirky and though our protagonist is a young boy mo

  5. says:

    I won this book through Goodreads First Reads giveaway The author Gary Ghislain sent me an autographed hard copy and sweets from France Already promising This novel is uirky strange sweet and very fun read I ripped though the entire book in one sitting and actually laughed at loud at some parts early in the story It gets

  6. says:

    David is inexperienced with girls When his father takes on a psychiatric patient named Zelda meeting her is beyond out of this world As it turns out Zelda is from out of this world from an ian planet called Vahalal to be exact Why has she traveled across the galaxy to the relatively primitive planet Earth? She wants to bond with her

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    I'm still not entirely convinced this isn't translated It's set in France the author seems to have lived his entire life in France and the feel here is distinctly foreign In I guess I should say the best way possibleAt the opening of this book we meet David David is the son of an infamous and powerful psychologist David

  8. says:

    To read the full duel visit DuelingLibrariansnetGary Ghislain's novel How I stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend is an high adventure coming of age story with fourteen year old David Gershwin and the mysterious Zelda at its

  9. says:

    Setting Current Day France David's dad is a well known psychiatrist; his mother is a highly regarded divorce lawyer Story starts off with David at his dad's place in the country where he meets Zelda who is being treated by David's father and tells David that she's an alien who's travelled to earth to find and bring back her soul mate At an

  10. says:

    How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend is one of the most outrageous laugh out loud books I've read in a long LONG time Think Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets The True Meaning of Smekdaytwo of my very favorite books by the way When David's father a famous therapist is 'fixing' Zelda all sorts of mayhem and mischief starts Zelda is a wacky one track minded brutish woman who is on Earth from her planet Vahalal t

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